2004/07/26
COMING SOON!
From the man who brought you The Sixth Sense, Unbreakable, and Signs, comes a new journey into your worst fears…
She’s right outside our window! Oh my god, she’s doing it again!
Another masterpiece from M. Night Shyamalan, the greatest suspense film director of our age…
Just keep your head down and keep walking! Don’t look at her! Do not look at her!
Once again, terror-master Shyamalan takes you to places you never dared go before…
Mommy, why is she doing that! Make her stop, mommy!
You will reel at the uncompromising genius delivered by M. Night Shyamalan, in his greatest film to date…
Why won’t you leave us alone? Why won’t you just go away?
Starring Tobey Maguire, Lindsay Lohan, and Michael Caine as The Village Elder…
Don’t you people see? This village cannot exist without her! You cannot turn her away!
And in her long-awaited return to the screen, Courtney Love stars as… The Village Idiot…
I’m drooling? Of course I’m drooling, I’m a f---ing village idiot! Pull your head out your ass, you s---head! Hyuk yuk!
On July 30, stupid lives in your backyard, in an old moldy box you discarded months before and forgot all about. She eats dog poop to survive. And she won’t ever leave…
Yeah, that’s right, I’m cleaning your f---in’ windshield with my tongue! How else would I clean it, I’m a goddam idiot! Now give me five bucks so I can buy some spray paint to huff, you dumb motherf---er! You don’t wanna pay me? You asked for it, you sorry son of a b----! Yeah, you better start crying, ‘cause you’re going straight to hell, dips---!
This movie is not yet rated. Opens nationwide on Friday.
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From the man who brought you The Sixth Sense, Unbreakable, and Signs, comes a new journey into your worst fears…
She’s right outside our window! Oh my god, she’s doing it again!
Another masterpiece from M. Night Shyamalan, the greatest suspense film director of our age…
Just keep your head down and keep walking! Don’t look at her! Do not look at her!
Once again, terror-master Shyamalan takes you to places you never dared go before…
Mommy, why is she doing that! Make her stop, mommy!
You will reel at the uncompromising genius delivered by M. Night Shyamalan, in his greatest film to date…
Why won’t you leave us alone? Why won’t you just go away?
Starring Tobey Maguire, Lindsay Lohan, and Michael Caine as The Village Elder…
Don’t you people see? This village cannot exist without her! You cannot turn her away!
And in her long-awaited return to the screen, Courtney Love stars as… The Village Idiot…
I’m drooling? Of course I’m drooling, I’m a f---ing village idiot! Pull your head out your ass, you s---head! Hyuk yuk!
On July 30, stupid lives in your backyard, in an old moldy box you discarded months before and forgot all about. She eats dog poop to survive. And she won’t ever leave…
Yeah, that’s right, I’m cleaning your f---in’ windshield with my tongue! How else would I clean it, I’m a goddam idiot! Now give me five bucks so I can buy some spray paint to huff, you dumb motherf---er! You don’t wanna pay me? You asked for it, you sorry son of a b----! Yeah, you better start crying, ‘cause you’re going straight to hell, dips---!
This movie is not yet rated. Opens nationwide on Friday.
Pending the coroner’s report, possible causes of death for that squirrel in the middle of the road
*Stroke
*Heart failure
*Pneumonia
*SARS
*Ruptured brain aneurism
*Complications arising from cirrhosis of the liver
*Complications arising from a Bad Case Of Lovin’ You
*Poisoning, possibly as a result of foul play
*Respiratory failure, caused by peanut allergy
*Self-inflicted wound, brought on by his teeny tiny broken squirrel heart
*Natural causes
*Massive internal trauma, evidenced by tire track running across flattened torso
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*Stroke
*Heart failure
*Pneumonia
*SARS
*Ruptured brain aneurism
*Complications arising from cirrhosis of the liver
*Complications arising from a Bad Case Of Lovin’ You
*Poisoning, possibly as a result of foul play
*Respiratory failure, caused by peanut allergy
*Self-inflicted wound, brought on by his teeny tiny broken squirrel heart
*Natural causes
*Massive internal trauma, evidenced by tire track running across flattened torso
